Sleepy Head Gifts

Sheep Ledger

'Boy, are my eyes tired! I had REM sleep all night long.'

"Never mind self-identifying as a hibernating bear, get up NOW!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"I'm going."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Early Night Club

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"You're just run down."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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'Gravity wins - again.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.