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Man's dentures hold cigar.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Early Night Club

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"You're just run down."

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Why don't cats have a snooze button?'