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Man's dentures hold cigar.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"You're just run down."

Early Night Club

"I'm going."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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'Gravity wins - again.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Let's just assume Grisham is thinking aloud."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"