Sleepwalker Detective T-Shirts

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Luke Sleepwalker...

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

Office of Independent Counsel: If at first you don't succeed, Pry, Pry and Pry again.

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Sherlock Holmes

'Who am I?'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Sorry to keep you so late, but I'm determined to get to the bottom of this werewolf fixation of yours."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

The Home Birth of Venus

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

Trump and the FBI