Sleepwalking Ponderer T-Shirts

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Bookworm

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Mathematics.

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Counting Sheep

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

The Home Birth of Venus

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Sleep walking golfer

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'