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Mathematics.

The Bookworm

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Wide-awake.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'Turned out nice again.'

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'