Idle Thinker T-Shirts

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Rogue elephant

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"I beg to differ."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

How very Independent!

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"I took the road less travelled..."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Sign reads: Don't think! Just work. I'll do the thinking!

Mathematics.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

IPCC-Science

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"