Idle Thinker Pillows

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"I beg to differ."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

How very Independent!

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"I took the road less travelled..."

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Sign reads: Don't think! Just work. I'll do the thinking!

Mathematics.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

IPCC-Science

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"Forget about obedience school, you need to use your brain dude: sometimes, you have to question authority..."