Silent Thinker T-Shirts

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'The Questioner'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Show off."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Climate Change Road

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Chinese History: Redwash

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

Copyrighted Ideas

'It's a silent protest.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'