Idleness Thinker T-Shirts

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

American Idle.

Cellphone Islands

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

The Waiting Game

Arbitrageur in Exile

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Over-qualified?

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Idlewild.

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

Think / Don't think signs.

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

"Your faucet is running."