Idleness Admirer T-Shirts

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Agility God

First love.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Love me?"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

No Action Comics

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Over-qualified?

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

Stores of Mystery

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."