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"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

American Idle.

Agility God

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

First love.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Love me?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

No Action Comics

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Over-qualified?

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

Idlewild.

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Stores of Mystery

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'