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When Anteaters Get Lazy

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Fall on a desert island

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

First love.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Paul Daniels.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

The men of your dreams

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

No Action Comics

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

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The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"It's a human hand!"

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"