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'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

Desert Island BBQ

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Love Birds love just being together

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

You just keep giving.

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

A small heart within a big heart.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Houdini.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

The Hypnotato,

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Houdini's Dog.

Improv Night

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Rabbits $5.

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'It's been taken care of.'