Invisibility Aficionado T-Shirts

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Desert Island BBQ

"Mine's still in bed."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

A Transformer for grownups

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

A Masked Ball

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Returns"

Houdini.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Abra-Viagra."

What's Their Secret?

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

In Disguise.

Robots in disguise.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

The Hypnotato,

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

Ukraine War Clouds

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Houdini's Dog.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Back to Work

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."