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"Your records clearly indicate that you should be visible to the naked eye, Mr. Preston."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

Sunbathers.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Fall on a desert island

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Paul Daniels.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

The men of your dreams

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Punctuation Weather

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

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"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'That's what I call magical magic!'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE