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"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Rogue Elephant.

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

The DaVinci Code

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Magic Tricks

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

Boy on father's knee

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Paul Daniels.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Meet The Ghostwriter

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

In Disguise.

Lover

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Moby the Private Dick.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Cakeless.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Clowns of the Baskervilles