Anonymous Admirer T-Shirts

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Witness protection programming.

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

bird interprets modern art

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Robocop and Juliet.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Elusive Shadow.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."