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My Life as a Troll

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Boy on father's knee

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'We were matched by computer.'

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Alan Turing

I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum, because I've always hated you and your homely family.

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"This won best award show last year."

A right of privacy party.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

It's because you've given us the best years of your life, Potter - that's why we're letting you go.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.