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My Life as a Troll

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Boy on father's knee

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

Alan Turing

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

A right of privacy party.

"This won best award show last year."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

It's because you've given us the best years of your life, Potter - that's why we're letting you go.

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'