
The Very Best of JOHN DOE
Decorate their space with art prints that celebrate enigma and curiosity, perfect for the creative anonymity enthusiast.
The Very Best of JOHN DOE
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
The DaVinci Code
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
'Hello? Missing Persons?'
'You know too much,'
Robocop and Juliet.
bird interprets modern art
He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.
Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
Robot Jogger
"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'
Robot walking pet robot
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
First love.
'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
Prisoner still life painting.
Elusive Shadow.
'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'
Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.
"It's a great work!"
"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."
"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."
Operation Chrome Dome.
"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."
'Picasso'
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