Authenticity Admirer Prints

Taking a peek at the audience

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'At least he's honest.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"This new guy's really good!"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'