Authenticity Admirer Pillows

I've gotta be me! Everybody else was already taken.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

What Does God Know?

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Rashida Jones

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"This new guy's really good!"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."