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The Very Best of JOHN DOE

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'You know too much,'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Elusive Shadow.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Operation Chrome Dome.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."