School Anonymity Admirer Gifts

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Let me guess...you peed on your homework again!

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

A right of privacy party.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

"Who'd like to start today's show and tell?"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.