Anonymity Enthusiasts Gifts

A right of privacy party.

'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.