Confidentiality Enthusiasts Gifts

'Usually we place a great deal of emphasis upon confidentiality for our clients...Unfortunately, the current staffing shortages mean that we've had to adopt a more flexible approach...'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'She's so put together!'

True confessions.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

A Failiure to Communicate

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'