'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
Confidentiality Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates confidentiality and discretion? Our collection of unique products is tailored for the confidentiality aficionado—whether they love witty jokes, subtle messages, or clever designs. These items are ideal for anyone who values privacy and enjoys a touch of humor about keeping secrets. From mugs to prints, each piece is crafted to celebrate the art of confidentiality with a humorous twist. Surprise your friend, colleague, or loved one with a gift that champions their secret-keeping skills and love for privacy—with a witty style they’ll appreciate every day.
The Anti-Agent
Barks in code.
Priest's 'To do' list.
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
She required plenty of personal space.
'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'
JET (Part I)
'I'm counter - intelligence'
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
"You wouldn't believe the things I know."
"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."
Clandestine cows.
"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."
“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”
"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"
"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'
A Failiure to Communicate
A spy peering round the corner.
'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'
Confidentiality Aficionado Gifts Collection
Confidentiality Aficionado Mugs
Discover our range of confidentiality-themed mugs—witty designs perfect for those who love privacy and a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Confidentiality Aficionado Pillows
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Confidentiality Aficionado Prints
Browse our witty confidentiality prints—ideal for decorating a space that appreciates humor and discretion alike.
Confidentiality Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our collection of confidentiality aficionado t-shirts—clever, funny designs that celebrate privacy in style.