Confession Aficionado Gifts

Confessional under new management.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Kiss and tell book

True confessions.

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

You just keep giving.

Free love

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

I can't bear to be without you.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I even love the way you snore!'

A small heart within a big heart.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'You are very deer to me.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.