Confession Aficionado Gifts

Confessional under new management.

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Kiss and tell book

True confessions.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Love Birds love just being together

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

You just keep giving.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Free love

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

A small heart within a big heart.

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest