Confession Fanatics Gifts

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Confession Ratings.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'