Quirky Confession Fans Gifts

"I've got a confession to make love, I'm a secret pyromaniac"

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

True confession

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

'Twitter Tweet'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'