Confession Fan Gifts

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

A drunken night and a bad decision drastically alters the course of Mike's life.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"So Father, from your sharp intake of breath, I take it that I have your full attention?"

"Hi, I'm Mike and my 20 year old marriage to Debby has been a sham, I'm currently having an affair with David who works behind the bar."

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

Confession Ratings.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."