Confession Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Consultants anonymous

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

True confessions.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Zora Neale Hurston

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Easter Candy Island.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"