Confession-themed Entertainment Lover Gifts

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

True confessions.

Big screen TV.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Medieval headlines.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Jim Carrey,

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Peter Gabriel

Get a Life

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Please Leave by 9

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

True confession

MIla Kunis

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."