Entertainment Lover Gifts

Big screen TV.

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

'So I said to myself: Fred, you have Pay-TV, CDs, DVDs, a VCR, Computer Games, no need to go South this winter...'

'Don't you love me anymore?' (TV about Computer)

"Don't worry...He sometimes gets a bit hyper if he drinks more than two cups of Earl Grey.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Stress Management: Take Your Mind off Immediate Concerns

Confessional TV.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Watching TV.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

MIla Kunis

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

"We've come a long way from our humble beginnings."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

Jim Carrey,

'Wow - it looks so REAL!' (man watching a mugging through 3D glasses)

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Get a Life

'Your favorite show is on! We're celebrating!'

"Window? - no dad, this is our TV..."

'How can I help you?'

'Don't just sit there -- entertain me!'

TV Life Blood.

Chris Evans

Peter Gabriel

As you like it - the life and soul of the party

Please Leave by 9

"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish