Entertainment Fan Gifts

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"He's a TV doctor now. Here's a discount ticket to his next show."

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Reese Witherspoon

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Big screen TV.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Batman O' War

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Tunnel of TV

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."