Entertainment Fans Gifts

Graham and his amazing anxiety

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Early Colour TV

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Big screen TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'