Entertainment Lovers Gifts

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Medieval headlines.

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The First Fire Stick

Reese Witherspoon

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Big screen TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Jim Carrey,

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Starvation Watching

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Harriet Walter

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."