Entertainment Lovers Gifts

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Medieval headlines.

"Once upon a time, seven dwarves was a tall order but now the snow white virgin is the real problem

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The First Fire Stick

Big screen TV.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Harriet Walter

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."