Confession-themed Entertainment Lover T-Shirts

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

True confessions.

Big screen TV.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Medieval headlines.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Get a Life

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Please Leave by 9

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Chris Evans

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Confession Ratings.

Watching TV.

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."