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Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

Priest's 'To do' list.

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

True confessions.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'