Confession Lover Gifts

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'