Confession Lover Mugs

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

True confession

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'