Confession Seeker Gifts

'I couldn't put it down.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Do you mind?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"