Compassion Seeker Gifts

"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."

"The department brought in a business consultant who recommended a 20% cut in compassion to save money. So in future when you come in you'll have to talk to yourself!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Morocco in Our Hearts

The Good Samaritan.

Sauvignon Bonk

Cling-On Dog

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Be kind"

Warrior Woman

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Tango

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Please Give

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."