Compassion Explorer Gifts

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"Be kind"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"What a sad species humans are!"

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

I think therefore I am.

Couple

Please Give

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

A psychic mows the lawn.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Unhappy clown.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"