Compassion Captain Gifts

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"Be kind"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Prejudice/Empathy

Christmas Pets

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

Please Give

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

The Good Samaritan.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

I've got worms!

National Sympathy Orchestra.