Confession Seekers Gifts

'Do online affairs count?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

True confessions.

Skeptic Tank.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Turkey, present day...