Confessionals Gifts

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'