Confession Confessional Gifts

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Trilby - 'Confession

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Stick on Souls'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Confession Ratings.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

Clergyman and Working Girl

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."