Confessions Gifts

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Stick on Souls'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

Clergyman and Working Girl