Confessions Gifts

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Stick on Souls'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'