Digital Confessions Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I'll never forget you."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Silver Surfer.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Man-mobile

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."