Digital Sweetheart Gifts

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Right click for yes...

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Your website or mine?'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Silver Surfer.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Maybe I was wrong?

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"She works best in hex mode."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'